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SEPTEMBER 18TH, 2024

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Man who invented the burger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was genius.

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WEDNESDAY’S VIBES

HAPPY

NATIONAL
CHEESEBURGER DAY

  • 🍔 HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY: Good morning, CuratedLA Family! Thank you all for the warm wishes. I am back to what I feel like is 100%. It was just a minor head cold. No COVID. No political opinions. All good vibes. And all cheeseburgers. Enjoy today’s good vibes with deals to celebrate our cheeseburger that was invented here locally in Pasadena. I got love for this community + newsletter. See you all on Friday! xx Wyatt

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HOV LANES

LOCAL

FUN

PSA: You can renew your tags at many supermarkets.

Batman to become first superhero to receive Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.

Light rain, chilly weather + thunderstorms possible today & tomorrow.

Back to the Future mania takes over Los Angeles.

Samohi alum joins the cast of Saturday Night Live for upcoming season.

Grammy musician Anderson .Paak opens new speakeasy in West Hollywood.

WeHo City announces WeHo Pride 2025 Weekend from May 30th - June 1st.

Top five chefs’ favorite dining destinations.

Gov. Newsom signs laws to protect actors against unauthorized use of AI.

Love square pies? You need to try this pizza pop-up (Kiff Kafe).

📰 LISTEN: KNX News 97.1

🏈 LISTEN: ESPN 710

NATIONAL

🛰️ MARS: Mysterious structures discovered hidden under the surface of Mars.

🤝 DROID X IPHONE: iOS 18 rolling out RCS to iPhone for better Android messaging.

🌕️ ICY MOON: A NASA probe is about to launch to an icy moon that could have life.

👾 AI LEGALS: Gavin Newsom signs election deepfake ban. 🐇

🏀 MANSION: Michael Jordan finds buyer for his Highland Park (Chicago) mansion after twelve years of being on the market.

🤳 CON ARTIST: Anna Delvey performs 1st Dancing With the Stars routing with ankle monitor amid house arrest.

🔗 CURATEDLA: Last newsletter’s most viewed content: The largest art event in the United States is opening in SoCal.

EATS

HEADLINES

  • 🍔  NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY: Happy National Cheeseburger Day, LA! Did you know the cheeseburger was born right here locally in Pasadena? Back in 1924, a sixteen-year-old fry cook named Lionel Sternberger added a slice of cheese to a sizzling burger at his father’s spot, The Rite Spot, creating what would become an American classic. Fast forward to today, and LA’s love affair with the cheeseburger is stronger than ever.

    To celebrate, here are some local deals around town:

    • 🍟 MCDONALD’S: 50-cent Double Cheeseburgers with the McDonald’s App.

    • 👩‍🦰 WENDY’S: Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger for one cent (with any purchase) through Sunday.

    • 🍔 HIHO CHEESEBURGER: 50% off all burgers, Santa Monica + DTLA.

    • 🍽️ THE STAND: Five dollar cheeseburgers all day, Encino + Irvine.

    • 🥧 PIE ‘N BURGER: Special combo: cheeseburger, fries and a drink for $12, Pasadena.

    • 🍎 APPLEBEE’S: Classic Cheeseburgers for $8.99 with fries.

    • 🍔 BAR LOUIE: Cheeseburger with fries or tots for $9.95, 11:00am - 3:00pm.

    • 🌮 DEL TACO: BOGO Double Del Cheeseburgers for rewards members.

    • 👨‍🌾 FARMER BOYS: The Big Cheese for $4, limit two per person.

    • 🍔 HABIT BURGER: Free Double Char for new loyalty members with $5 purchase.

    • 🐦️ RED ROBIN: Gourmet Cheeseburger + bottomless side for $10, today + tomorrow.

    • 🤘 ROCK & BREWS: Smash burgers for $7.99

    • 🍔 SMASH BURGERS: Classic singles for five dollars + future coupon.

  • 🥪 LUNCHLY: MrBeast’s Feastables and Logan Paul/KSI’s Prime Hydration are teaming up to take on school cafeterias with a new brand called Lunchly. This grab-and-go lunchbox will feature healthier spins on classics like Turkey Stack ‘Ems, Pizza, and Fiesta Nachos, along with a Feastables bar and a Prime drink. Both creator-led brands have seen major success on retail shelves, and they’re now aiming to disrupt Lunchables’ reign by offering more nutritious options. While Prime has faced its share of controversies, and MrBeast’s empire is under scrutiny, kids will likely be excited about this star-powered lunch option—though parents might have some reservations.

  • 🍽️ PARAMOUNT STUDIOS LOT: THIS WEEKEND - REMINDER: The L.A. Times Food Bowl returns with a three-day night market this weekend, offering tastings from top-tier restaurants right on Paramount Studios' iconic lot. Running Friday through Sunday, it's your chance to sample the best of LA’s food scene. Tickets start at $176.17.

OPENINGS

  • 🇯🇵 ECHO PARK: Echo Park just got a new neighborhood gem with Izakaya Dongame, a cozy spot straight from Osaka that’s perfect for casual vibes and Japanese bites. Having opened last weekend, it’s the first U.S. outpost of the popular Osaka izakaya, bringing authentic small plates, yakitori, and a variety of sake to LA’s dining scene. The restaurant is already creating a buzz for its warm, welcoming atmosphere and classic izakaya experience — ideal for unwinding over drinks and bites after a long day.

  • 🌮 EAST LA: Tijuanazo, the beloved taco chain from Tijuana, just opened its first U.S. location in East LA. Run by Aria Esquivel, daughter of the original founder, this spot is serving up all the Tijuana-style favorites, including carne asada and adobada tacos, mulitas, and tortas—all on handmade tortillas. The signature cilantro cream atop their al pastor is a standout, just like at her brother’s Taquería Frontera in Cypress Park. Plus, Tijuanazo has some unique offerings like the fantasmas, featuring meat wrapped in a grilled cheese crust. It’s already a hit, so check it out on Atlantic Boulevard!

  • 🐷 HOLLYWOOD: Luv2Eat Express just opened next to the beloved Luv2Eat Thai Bistro on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. This new fast-casual concept offers a streamlined version of its sibling’s southern Thai menu, featuring steam table curries and stir-fries served with jasmine rice. Highlights include the moo hong, a Phuket-style braised pork belly, and their tangy yellow sour fish curry. Noodle soups are also on the menu, making it a perfect grab-and-go spot for authentic Thai flavors​.

EAT LINKS

🦃 THANKSGIVING: Twelve charming and unique ways to spend Thanksgiving in Los Angeles, via Secret Los Angeles.

🍸️ PEOPLE STARING: Where to drink martinis and glare at people, via The Infatuation.

😋 LOCAL FOODIE: An Eater’s Guide to Los Angeles, via Eater Los Angeles.

EVENTS

 💸 Free

🎈Family

🐇 Politics

🪙 Budget

🙈 Adults

🏳️‍🌈 Pride

TODAY

  • 🎤 PERMANENT RECORDS ROADHOUSE: TODAY, 6PM: HOT TUB WITH KURT & KRISTEN. With: Fumi Abe, Sophie Buddle, Tony Camin, Jamie Loftus & Tom Thakkar. Buy tickets online.

  • 🔥 HOLLYWOOD IMPROV: TODAY, 7:30PM: THE 88 SHOW 8TH ANNIVERSARY. With: Avery Pearson. Featuring: Brett Goldstein, Lisa Ann Walter, Craig Robinson, Josh Wolf, Mo Welch, Ali Macofsky & more! Buy tickets online. Special guest audience appearance by Wyatt of CuratedLA. 💌 

  • 🎤 THE BOURBON ROOM: TODAY, 7:30PM: COMEDY POLE SHOW. Ft: A Mystery Guest, Annie Lederman, David Koechner, Sklar Brothers, Christina Calph. Buy tickets online.

  • 🔥 KIA FORUM: TODAY, 8PM: HOZIER. Unreal Unearth Tour 2024. Featuring Allison Russell. Buy tickets online.

  • 🪕 HOLLYWOOD BOWL: TODAY, 8PM: RODRIGO Y GABRIELA. With Afro-Cuban All-Stars. Buy tickets online.

  • 🤠 FONDA THEATRE: TODAY, 8:30PM: DYLAN GOSSETT. With Corey Harper. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎵 THE WELL: TODAY, 9PM: WTF: DEON COLE & WAYNE WILLIAMS. A night of great music with two of Chicago’s StatesMen playing what the F*%$ they want to. Free, with RSVP. RSVP online. 💸 

THURSDAY

  • ✒️ AMOEBA HOLLYWOOD: THURSDAY, 4PM: KESHI (SIGNING). Celebrating the new album, Requiem, with an in-store album signing. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎸 MOROCCAN LOUNGE: THURSDAY, 6:30PM: GOLDFORD. All tickets are unreserved general admission. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎸 THE REGENT THEATER: THURSDAY, 7PM: EVERCLEAR. With Marcy Playground & Jimmie’s Chicken Shack. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎤 DYNASTY TYPEWRITER: THURSDAY, 7:30PM: LOVETT OR LEAVE IT. Live in Los Angeles. Featuring: Uzo Aduba, Allison Reese and Kathy Griffin! Buy tickets online.

  • 🔥 YOUTUBE THEATER: THURSDAY, 8PM: TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB. With Petey. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎤 KOOKABURRA LOUNGE: THURSDAY, 8PM: THROWBACK THURSDAY COMEDY. Kookaburra Lounge is located on the 4th floor of Ovation Hollywood. Buy tickets online.

FIVE FUTURES

  • 🎤 SANTA MONICA PLAYHOUSE: FRIDAY, 7:30PM: DRUNK THEATRE COMPANY LA. A comedian takes five shots of whiskey in a row and tries to perform an improvised play with five sober comedians. What could go wrong?! Buy tickets online.

  • 💃 KIA FORUM: SUNDAY, 7PM: NICKI MINAJ. Pink Friday 2 World Tour. Buy tickets online.

  • 🎸 HOLLYWOOD BOWL: SUNDAY, 7PM: NOCHE DE CUMBIA. Lace up your dancing shoes. Three of cumbia’s biggest-ever bands are coming to town. Featuring: Grupo Cañaveral, La Sonora Dinamita, Los Hermanos Flores, Cumbiatón, Yeison Landero, Los Gaiteros de San Jacinto. Use code HBVERANO for a discount upon checking out. Buy tickets online. 💌 

GUIDES

📆 TODAY + TOMORROW: Best things to do, today + tomorrow, in Los Angeles & Southern California: September 16th - 19th, via LAist.

🎭️ PST ART: There are over seventy PST ART exhibits to see. Start with these four, via TimeOut Los Angeles.

🔮 WEEKEND: The best things to do this weekend in Los Angeles, September 20th - 22nd, via Secret Los Angeles.

ACTIVITIES

  • 🖼️ WEST HOLLYWOOD: NOW - NOVEMBER 2ND: Louis Stern Fine Arts presents Helen Lundeberg: Inner/Outer Space, a retrospective celebrating the six-decade career of the Los Angeles-based artist. Known for her exploration of nature’s structures and cosmic patterns, Lundeberg’s work spans from early scientific illustrations to abstract landscapes of planets and mountains. Her art, blending observation with imagination, offers a dialogue between the physical and psychological worlds. This exhibition is part of PST ART’s 2024 edition, Art & Science Collide, a Getty-sponsored initiative that dives into the fusion of art and science. Check out the exhibition page for more details! 💌 

  • 🏃‍♂️SANTA MONICA: THURSDAY, 6:30PM: Single and ready to sprint? Cooldown is teaming up with Bumble for a special run tomorrow in Santa Monica. After your jog, enjoy free drinks courtesy of Bumble (while supplies last). It's the perfect chance to meet someone who loves running just as much as you. The event is free, but RSVP is a must! Spots are limited, so don’t miss out on your chance to mingle, sweat, and sip.

  • 🥳 SANTA MONICA: THURSDAY, STARTING AT 5PM: Get ready for a FREE block party on the Third Street Promenade, starting tomorrow and happening every Third Thursday through October! Enjoy live music, interactive art, outdoor dining, and community booths with your crew. Local eats from Casa Martin and Cabo Cantina, tunes by DJ Asha and more, plus free face painting and caricatures! No RSVP needed—just bring good vibes, and maybe your dog. It’s a perfect LA evening out in Santa Monica!

  • 🎡 SANTA MONICA PIER: THURSDAY, STARTING AT 5PM: Mark your calendars for Locals' Night, tomorrow, at the iconic Pier. This free, family-friendly event is all about celebrating community with live reggae from Jah Faith & The Family Tree Band, a classic car show, local DJs, art exhibits, and fun for the kiddos. Plus, we’re honoring thirty years of sustainability with the Santa Monica Office of Sustainability—so come ready to dance, explore local businesses, and enjoy the best of what Santa Monica has to offer!

  • 🔮 THE AUTRY IN GRIFFITH PARK: THURSDAY, 6PM: Autry After Hours is back with Future Imaginaries: Indigenous Fashion! Tomorrow, dive into an evening blending fashion, culture, and technology as curator Amy Scott leads a tour of the exhibition Future Imaginaries: Indigenous Art, Fashion, Technology. The night kicks off with food and drinks, followed by a 7:00pm tour exploring Indigenous fashion that fuses ancient traditions with modern materials—think tulle, titanium, and computer parts. Tickets are limited, so grab yours and get ready to experience the future of fashion through an Indigenous lens!

  • 🔭 GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY: THURSDAY, 7PM: Catch a cosmic deep dive at Griffith Observatory’s monthly live broadcast straight from the Leonard Nimoy Event Horizon Theater. Every third Thursday, the Observatory’s curatorial team breaks down the hottest topics in astronomy and space science. Whether you're into stargazing IRL or prefer streaming on YouTube, it's free to join the conversation.

  • 🍺 LINCOLN HEIGHTS: FRIDAY - SUNDAY: Get your lederhosen and dirndls ready—Benny Boy's Oktoberfest is back with a bang. This weekend,, indulge in German beers, brat-filled eats, stein-holding contests, and quirky fun like wiener dog races and keg bowling. It kicks off Friday with a vintage VW car show and live tunes from Golden State Band. Saturday features polka vibes and keg bowling, while Sunday brings the ultimate dog race and live band karaoke. It’s 21+, free entry, and bonus: $1 off steins if you dress the part. Prost!

ACTIVITY LINKS

🏳️‍🌈 WEST HOLLYWOOD: Bath and Body Works celebrates nationwide expansion, to host pop-up event in West Hollywood on Friday + Saturday, via WeHo Times.

🎃 HALLOWEEN: Halloween events in Los Angeles for spooky fun, via TimeOut Los Angeles.

COMMUNITY

  • ☔️ CHILLY, LIGHT RAIN: Southern California is in for a weather rollercoaster this week as unseasonably cool temps and light rain move in, just days after record-breaking heat. Highs will dip 10 to 20 degrees below normal, with inland LA only hitting the mid-70s—quite the contrast from last week’s 110-degree scorcher. Light showers are expected from LA County to San Diego, while the Sierra Nevada braces for early-season snow. By Friday, however, the cool spell gives way to a warming trend, with weekend temps rising into the 80s and 90s across much of the region.

  • 🐴 PONY RIDES: Nearly two years after Griffith Park’s beloved Pony Rides closed, LA city planners are considering new ideas for the vacant three-acre site. In a recent public hearing, residents weighed in on options ranging from a community garden and climbing wall to a museum highlighting indigenous history. Surprisingly, pony rides are still on the table despite previous animal cruelty concerns, sparking debate. Advocates like the Compton Cowboys argue for a revamped horse program that empowers underserved kids, while animal rights groups remain firmly opposed. Public feedback will shape the final proposal, heading next to the LA City Council.

  • 💸 UCLA DONATION: UCLA’s Samueli School of Engineering and Cal Poly Pomona just landed a $1.6M grant from the California Education Learning Lab to help community college students thrive in engineering programs at four-year universities. Led by professors Greg Pottie and Richard Wesel, the project aims to break down barriers transfer students face, like missed internship opportunities and credit transfer issues. By boosting academic support and building stronger industry ties, the initiative hopes to create smoother transitions and better employment outcomes for these students in the engineering workforce.

COMMUNITY LINKS

📚️ BEVERLY HILLS: BHUSD boosts new literacy with national fellowship, via Beverly Hills Courier.

🎒BURBANK: Former Burbank High Principal shares campaign platform, via Burbank Leader. 🐇 

🚇️ METROLINK: Metrolink unveils new schedule with more trains, shorter transfer waits, via KTLA.

DEVELOPMENT

  • 🏡 SANTA MONICA: A former auto repair shop at 2307 Lincoln Boulevard in Santa Monica could soon transform into a seven-story mixed-use development. Coast Meridian Properties plans to replace the old structure with 69 one-bedroom apartments, 1,800 square feet of ground-floor commercial space, and parking for 59 vehicles. Designed by Arcaforma, the sleek, contemporary building will feature a rooftop deck and central courtyard. Leveraging density bonus incentives, a portion of the apartments will be offered at below-market rates. The project has garnered positive support from staff, moving it closer to approval.

  • 🛒 BALDWIN VILLAGE: Costco is breaking new ground—literally—in South LA this week with a first-of-its-kind mixed-use development. Located on Coliseum Street in Baldwin Village, the new complex will feature 800 residential units and the neighborhood’s first Costco, which will include everything from fresh produce to a pharmacy. Of the apartments, 23% are dedicated to low-income housing, with the rest available for affordable and workforce housing. The project, spearheaded by Thrive Living, is the first under California’s AB-2011 law aimed at tackling the housing crisis and will bring thousands of construction jobs to the area.

  • 🚲️ SUN VALLEY: Sun Valley just got a major bike-friendly upgrade. A new, four-mile stretch of the San Fernando Bike Path opened, completing a nearly ten-mile route connecting Sylmar to Burbank. The freshly finished path is a game-changer for cyclists, offering a green alternative to car travel and a healthy dose of outdoor recreation. With solar-powered lights, a bikeway bridge, and ADA ramps, it’s a win for eco-friendly transportation. City officials, including Mayor Karen Bass, celebrated the project, calling it a key step in building a greener, more connected LA.

  • 🎡 SANTA MONICA: Cypress Equity Investments just unveiled a refreshed design for their mixed-use project on Santa Monica Boulevard, replacing a prior concept that hit a few snags. Now designed by Culver City’s OfficeUntitled, the two-building development features 288 residential units across eight stories with 2,700 square feet of ground-floor retail. The design mixes warm wood tones and painted plaster, with carved-out sections for added light and air. With rooftop decks and courtyards, the new plan aims to bring a more inviting, community feel. Santa Monica's Architectural Review Board is set to give it a conditional thumbs up.

DEVELOPMENT LINKS

💼 MGMT: Hackman Capital Partners to manage twenty-six Culver City buildings, via The Business Journals.

🛫 LAX OPTIONS: Travelers now have more, diverse dining and shopping options at LAX, via The Daily Breeze.

BUSINESS

  • 🤙 LA BACKING AI STARTUP: Fei-Fei Li, the AI visionary behind ImageNet and former Google Cloud AI chief, just secured $230m for her new startup, World Labs, with Andreessen Horowitz leading the charge. Andreessen Horowitz, the LA-based venture firm, alongside other tech heavyweights like Intel and Nvidia, is betting big on Li’s mission to develop AI that truly understands the 3D physical world. World Labs is focused on advancing spatial intelligence, which could have huge implications for AR, VR, and robotics. With Andreessen Horowitz’s local roots, LA might just become the next hotspot for cutting-edge AI breakthroughs.

  • 🤓 TECH WEEK: Glendale Tech Week continues today and tomorrow, bringing together SoCal’s tech innovators, startups, and investors for a packed schedule of workshops, panels, and pitch competitions. The city’s growing reputation as a tech hub is on full display, with events like the Demo Day Pitchfest, a Tech Job Fair, and talks on AI and cybersecurity. Mayor Elen Asatryan calls it a powerhouse event for fostering tech growth, building on Glendale’s success as home to unicorns like LegalZoom and ServiceTitan. Don’t miss the networking mixers, pitch workshops, or the hands-on STEM challenges for families!

BUSINESS LINKS

💰️ BOUGHT: Wilshire buys German Consultancy, via Los Angeles Business Journals.

🥳 BURBANK: Tequilas Burbank launches month long fundraiser for the Disney Family Cancer Center, via My Burbank.

💵 SANTA MONICA: Santa Monica is the most expensive city to conduct business according to new study, via Santa Monica Daily Press.

ENTERTAINMENT

  • 💰️ SPOTIFY’S VIDEO MOVE: Spotify’s going all-in on video, offering creators seven-figure deals to bring their shows to its platform, according to Bloomberg. The move is part of its push to compete with YouTube in the digital ad space. Spotify's deals are based on a creator's influence, offering marketing support instead of exclusive rights. But, for creators, juggling content across platforms could be tricky without simultaneous upload tools. Despite the challenges, Spotify’s building on a long history of courting creators—remember the Joe Rogan deal?

  • 👩‍⚕️ ANATOMY OF LIES: Peacock is gearing up to challenge Disney’s storytelling dominance with Anatomy of Lies, a new docuseries debuting October 15th. The series dives deep into the scandal surrounding former Grey's Anatomy writer Elisabeth Finch, who allegedly fabricated her medical history—including a battle with cancer—that fooled Hollywood for years. Based on Vanity Fair’s Scene Stealer article, Anatomy of Lies promises never-before-heard accounts from Finch’s closest contacts, unraveling how her deception infiltrated not only her personal life but also some of Grey's most emotional storylines. This one’s bound to make waves. Read original article from Vanity Fair, ‘Scene Stealer: The True Lies of Elisabeth Finch.’

  • 🎞️ SMALL THINGS LIKE THESE: Lionsgate has just released the official trailer for Small Things Like These, starring and produced by Oscar-winner Cillian Murphy. Set to hit UK and Ireland theaters on November 1, and the U.S. on November 8 via Roadside Attractions, the film is based on Claire Keegan’s acclaimed novel. Murphy plays Bill Furlong, a coal merchant in 1985 Ireland who stumbles upon dark secrets hidden by the local convent. The discovery forces him to confront his past and the complicity of the town under the Catholic Church’s influence. Directed by Tim Mielants (Peaky Blinders), the film co-stars Emily Watson, who won a Silver Bear for her role at the Berlin Film Festival, alongside Eileen Walsh and Michelle Fairley.

  • 🙍‍♂️ BROTHERS TRAILER: Prime Video is revving up for a wild ride with Brothers, a new buddy comedy starring Josh Brolin and Peter Dinklage, set to hit theaters on October 10th before streaming on October 17th. Directed by Palm Springs breakout Max Barbakow, the film follows twin brothers Moke (Brolin), a reformed ex-con, and Jady (Dinklage), his reckless counterpart, on a chaotic road trip for one last heist. Along the way, they confront their overbearing mother (Glenn Close), the police (Brendan Fraser), and their fractured relationship.

  • 🐶 DOG MAN: DreamWorks Animation just dropped the first trailer for Dog Man, bringing Dav Pilkey’s beloved canine cop to life on the big screen. Based on the spinoff from Pilkey’s Captain Underpants series, the film is set to hit theaters on January 31, 2025. Directed by Emmy-winner Peter Hastings (Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain), Dog Man promises a stylized CG adventure packed with heart and humor. The story follows a heroic half-dog, half-human officer as he battles the mischievous Petey the Cat—and maybe learns a thing or two about family along the way. Featuring voices from Pete Davidson, Isla Fisher, and Ricky Gervais.

ENTERTAINMENT LINKS

⛳️ PHOTOS: Adam Sandler spotted in Hackettstown PA, filming for Happy Gilmore 2, via WFMZ.

🫰 MARK CUBAN: Mark Cuban says he would buy both Fox News and X if he had an in, via Yahoo! News + Business Insider.

🔤 WORDLE: Play today’s Wordle, via New York Times.

SPORTS

  • 🧢 OHTANI’S 48/48: Shohei Ohtani's chase for baseball history continues as he snapped a rare slump with a homer in the Dodgers’ 11-9 loss to the Marlins. With 48 homers and 48 steals, he’s just two swings or two steals away from the elusive 50/50 mark—a feat no player has ever achieved. While the milestone seems to be on his mind, Ohtani denies any pressure, staying focused on quality at-bats. As for pitching? It’s a long shot, but Dave Roberts isn’t ruling it out for the postseason. Either way, LA fans are in for a wild finish.

  • 🧢 MARLINS 11, DODGERS 9: The Dodgers fell short in a wild 11-9 loss to the Marlins last night, but Shohei Ohtani kept things exciting with his 48th homer of the season, inching closer to that elusive 50/50 milestone. Despite striking out three times, Ohtani’s long ball brought LA within striking distance, but Max Muncy’s ninth-inning heroics weren’t enough to close the gap. With the Dodgers still sitting 3.5 games ahead in the NL West, they’ll look to bounce back in tonight’s rematch. Landon Knack (2-4, 3.70 ERA) takes the mound against Miami’s Ryan Weathers (3-5, 3.55 ERA).

  • ⚾️ ANGELS 5, WHITE SOX 0: The Angels snapped a six-game skid with a 5-0 shutout against the White Sox, thanks to rookie Eric Wagaman’s second straight game with a homer and a stellar outing from Griffin Canning. Canning tossed six scoreless innings, limiting Chicago to just three hits, while Wagaman’s 432-foot bomb added to the excitement at The Big A. With injuries piling up, the Halos will look to close out the series strong this afternoon. Jack Kochanowicz (2-5, 5.08 ERA) takes the mound as the Angels aim to keep the momentum going against the struggling White Sox.

SPORTS LINKS

⚡️ JUSTIN HERBERT: Chargers News: What Justin Herbert’s injury means for Chargers v. Steelers, via Athlon Sports.

🐏 COOPER KUPP: Los Angeles Rams suffer triple hammer blow as extent of Cooper Kupp injury confirmed, via The Mirror.

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